Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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