dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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