I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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