remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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