I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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