Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
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