Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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