We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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