Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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