Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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