After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Randomize
