Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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