chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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