Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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