Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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