I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I want a musical about memes.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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