He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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