i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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