do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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