this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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