Sponge bath it is.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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