So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Do vagina's smell?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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