have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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