Nicole vs. Life
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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