mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Rumble strips road head = magical
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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