I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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