Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
