But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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