If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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