i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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