Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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