What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Randomize
