I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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