Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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