I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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