like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
My breath smells like gin and sadness
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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