You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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