Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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