i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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