It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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