And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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