I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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