In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize