At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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