we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Randomize
