I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
