does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
The air taste purple.
Randomize
