butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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