The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You smell like stripper and shame
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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