Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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