No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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