1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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