You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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