Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
do nipples grow back?
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