i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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