i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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