the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize